My Brain-computer in Hot Water

Computer is very clever, and I get shiver, at times brain fever, I have mastered it never, I will fear it ever, secretly I am its lover, in its beauty a believer.

Computers confuse
Whenever I use

Surely Bill Gates
Comes under greats

If it is under repair
I get a real scare

To work it refuses
Worry this produces

If mouse feels bored
Or tired is key-board

They stop then working
I fear their work-shirking

Screen says some jargon
Mind is hit by doubt-dragon

I call my pretty wife
To save my petty life

She adjusts all the wires
I call all dealers liars

I feel terribly down
Jumping like a clown

She gives a quick check
I blame my ill-luck

I cannot abscond
A I have holy Triond

Time is fast flying
Computer is lying

I want to break it
As it is now unfit

My face in the monitor
Makes my mood bitter

“Central processing unit
Must have got a hit”

My wife simply observes
Become dull my nerves

Is the UPS out of order?
I gradually turn madder

All the four units now laugh
As they form a strong staff

I feel immensely gloomy
My lovely wife calms me

“Cool down my dear
Please pick up cheer”

But, due to panic
I become a cynic

I scold the latest mechanic
And his defective technique

Is any wire-biting naughty mouse
Friendly with the computer-mouse?

Have they formed a new Union
To protect computer companion?

I sadly switch on the computer
Gone is my hilarious laughter

Many figures are now shown
My brain behaves like a stone

I will go to the Internet shop
My worry gets a full-stop

For three days computer gets rest
After giving my mind undue unrest

My poem readers in the site
Spend very peaceful night

Surely a sigh of great relief
If my poem gave only grief

Did my computer strike
Due to any dislike?

My wife offers kindly consolation
Cutting my relation with dejection
 
“Due to constantly made usage
They have suffered true damage

Soon they will surely recover
Hold your confidence ever

Life itself will be plucked
By end all will be picked

Try to be patient to the core
None knows their end before”

After computer’s full reparation
I enjoy now perfect recuperation

Key-board, monitor, mouse and CPU
Have united to come to my rescue

In fact this trouble-in-computer matter
Is written regularly in my life-chapter

Whenever I get into hot water
Computer-staff enjoy laughter.

M V VENKATARAMAN

10.10.30

great share

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