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What’s This Card? Can You Guess?

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At the first glance, I mistakenly took it as the sound card, network interface card, TV tuner card or any sort of cards. I could hardly guess what this thing was, and finally someone told me that this is a masterpiece of a Japanese company. It is known as PCI Disk Card which is inserted into the PCI slot of a computer or a laptop. It is indeed a magical imagination. Such invention really makes me wondering the unique as well as the creativity of the Japanese imagination.

Isn’t it strange from its aluminum appearance? It looks like mosquito spray.

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What’s this? Can you guess? Perhaps you will think that it’s a mosquito spray as what I’ve thought of while looking at this bizarre stuff. I’m sure that you haven’t seen something like this so-called USB anti-mosquito spray elsewhere. Now, something makes you doubt about this. Where got USB anti-mosquito spray, never heard of it before. If not, is this an USB exploding device? No, impossible, its line is too short to have even burnt your hand when you light it up. Then, what on earth is this crazy thing?

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Well, this is actually called USB sound card with its external appearance fully coated in aluminum. It was a product of Hercules Audio which is named as USB External Soundcard. This is cool, right?

Is this a blue hoop or a life buoy? What’s its connection to IT?

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Crazy! What’s this? Is this a blue hoop or a life buoy? Impossible, a hoop or a life buoy will not have two-legs attached at its bottom. Instead of saying it’s a two-leg appliance; it seems more like two wooden rods. You will never know what this thing is by just judging from its external appearance. I’m certain that you’ll have problem to guess for this thing if I decide not to tell you the answer. Well, this is a stereo headphones launched by a company called Tube. Though it may look small, it has 5.1-channel audio capability to enhance its performance. It’s indeed shocking to know that it has 6 built-in speakers. Due to its extraordinary audio capability, it will cause you about 150 Euros.

Is this a product from an alien planet?

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I’m sure that every one of you may have watched science fiction movie of Minority Report 2002 directed by Steven Spielberg and starring by Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Samantha Morton, Max von Sydow, and Lois Smith. You would come across with numerous technologically advanced gadgets in this movie, but this gadget with a blue semi-translucent cap attached on its top is somewhat looks like the film projector in the science fiction films. Now, you will be amazed to learn that this is a high-tech product of a Caller Display invented by Olympia InfoGlobe, and it is a model of OL 3000 caller display device. Whenever there is an incoming call, the caller ID (or calling number identification) will be automatically displayed on its screen.

What’re you saying? A golden ladybird is used for a computer?

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This golden ladybird gives me a good feel to look at it. Though it’s not made of the pure gold, it’s manufactured with an excellent artwork to give you a delicate and sophisticated sensation.

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It’s not for MP3 as you couldn’t find a headphone slot to fit its plug into your laptop or computer. If not, what’s this? Please guess, dear friend! Hmm, this is a U-beetle or in a simple word, U-dish. It’s attractive and yet strange, right?

What’s this stuff then? Its transparent body is packed with many “top secrets.”

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A first touch on this stuff made me thinking that it’s a USB hub. However, this couldn’t be a USB hub as its circuit is designed to be more complicated than the USB hub. As this gadget has a D-Sub interface, then it must be a graphic card. However, this guess is not true. The graphic card is an important part of the computer, it couldn’t be connected externally. Even for a modern computer nowadays, there isn’t any standard I/O interface that could meet the data transmission speed in this manner. The next possibility guess is that it’s a screen. Again, it’s incorrect as the screen will require more than one D-Sub interface but this device only has one. In fact, this is an external graphic card designed by the Japanese. A bit incredible …….Well, this stuff is not manufactured for you to play games; rather it’s a dual mode, enabling multiple displays with different contents via a computer or a laptop. I don’t think it could meet the requirement for 3D data processing speed, as it uses USB 2.0 interface so its speed is far behind the former mentioned earlier.

Besides showing time, what can this stuff do?

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You need no my answer and you’ll tell me that this is a watch. You’re right! This is a simple designed watch judging from its external appearance. Of course, its function is to show time. But, wait, my friend; don’t make this as your final conclusion. Let me telling you that this is not just a watch, it’s a product resulted from a micro-electronic technology. Not only it’s a watch, but it has a close link to a computer. Now, at this point, you may challenge me for talking rubbish here.

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This thing is not hard to guess instead. If you keep yourself abreast with the IT news, I’m certain that you’ll know that this is a U-watch. Again, this is a U-disk which is cleverly made convenient and portable for you to bring along elsewhere but it has a limited capacity for data storage.

Is this an insect of Y2K?

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I can’t imagine that this gigantic insect got to do with a computer. It’s amazing to find that it’s a computer’s mouse. When you lift up its wings, it doesn’t show you that it’s a mouse. Instead, it looks like a housefly or any types of insects with a typically known six legs.

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It’s regarded as an insect of Y2K. Because of this invention, I’ve to accept the fact that human thinking is complicated and beyond the imagination. Needless to say about this Y2K’s insect, could you imagine that your computer hardware is invented as the smelly toilet ball as listed in Desmonrock21’s article entitled Gizmo: Cool Computer Case Mods 2. Gosh, stink, it gets me vomiting to look at those disgustingly designed computer products!

Oops, something totally unknown!

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Now, my brain is poor enough to guess what this device is. It’s not appearing to me as a computer’s mouse. If I was not told that it’s a mouse, probably I’ll mad at guessing at it. And, I may never be guessed it right, I believe.

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As shown in the above picture, its usage is very easy.

Is this a UFO?

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This pumpkin-like computer product is designed to make it looks attractive as well as delicate to indirectly show the beauty in the art of the modern computer technology. The wooden treasure box which is attached with the pumpkin part looks very antique indeed! This product was on display in the exhibition of the Pentium 4 E3 in 2002.

Run, run! It’s going to explode!

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Wow, this explosive looks grand and elegant! Is this going to explore, I doubt of it. It’s so beautiful. Incredibly, you couldn’t imagine that it’s a computer’s mouse. I couldn’t figure it out what’s the feel when touching on it to move the cursor around the computer’s screen.

Yuck, a strange human hand!

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Yuck, a strange human hand to be your computer’s mouse?! I hope this is just a nightmare but it happened to be a real fact that I’ve to accept while sitting in front of the computer. This hand looks so disgusting and I’m not going to touch on it. I believe that it’ll bring a bad luck for me. Could you examine it closely? This strange human hand even comes with a look-real fingernail and some hair on top of its surface. Now, what do you feel? It’s hilarious and bizarre though!

Yuck, another scary human body part!

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The scary story about the designs on the mouse not only stops on a human’s hand, but it also extends to the human’s mouth. Look, the mouth is attached with two rows of teeth; one is located on the upper jaw, while the other one is located on its lower jaw. Whoever will want this to become his or her mouse? It’s so disgusting to look at!

This is a computer and not a Christmas house. Can you believe your eyes?

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Oh, I’m confusing with this device. I couldn’t believe my eyes that this is a computer. Its design looks very attractive, but you can’t eat the butter spreading over its top roof. While looking at this computer, it reminds me that the Christmas is around the corner.

Hey, are you kidding with me? This is a computer, you said?

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This is a WMD computer, an abbreviation of its name: Weapon of Mass Destruction. From its name, you might judge that its killing power must be very scary and destructive. Why the inventor wanted to design the computer in this manner? Perhaps, the inventor just wants to show its greatest ability in terms of speed, capacity, and its operating systems. Anyway, this design is indeed hilarious!

Wow, what an odd-looking computer!

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Hey, is this really a computer? Where’s its CPU (processors)? Its main MOD systems are all attached to the surface of the wall, can’t you see? Its motherboard, drivers, hard drives, graphic cards, and even its power cords are all hung to the side wall of the cupboard. I guess this inventor do this to avoid removing out parts of the components too often from his computer. Or else, he must be the weirdest person who feels comfortable to look at the computer in this crazy and illogical manner. See, the label pasted onto the side wall “Intel Outside!” Such a cool and ridiculous bastard!

Wow, what a good idea to have a microwave oven bake your programmes.

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Do you want a microwave oven to bake your “programs?” Interesting stuff indeed! You’ll get interested with this cool stuff, I’m sure. It’s completely a perfect microwave oven ever designed to become a computer. This computer was displayed in CES Exhibition in 2003. This microwave oven is equipped with a liquid crystal display door. To operate this computer, you just press either its button located from the right side of this image. Its main operating system is “grilling” inside once the power button is pressed. Cool stuff though!

Do you want some cute animals running around your computer?

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Pets such as dogs, cats, hamsters, and etc. no longer will they sit on your lap, palm, or sleep beside or under your table. They are now active enough to run around parts of your computer.

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It must be enjoyable watching these cute animals or pets crawling along the cables, USB flash drive, power cords, external disks, U-disks and other computer’s components. The addition of these computer by-products will definitely refresh your feeling while sitting in front of a computer or a laptop.

These are very creative designs!

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This luxurious car designed mouse will definitely add in a sense of fashion while contributing a constructive design to the IT world. It’s so nice and beautiful that I’m going to have one as my new computer’s mouse. It can move just as smooth as the sport car could move along its track.

Is anyone hungry here? Would you like some fast food or Japanese delicacies?

In the past, a USB flash drive was shaped into either a rectangular or a square shape. Its shape was limited to a fundamental pattern and design. But, nowadays, the USB flash drive has shaped into a strange, wield and extraordinary pattern to increase its sale in the market. The design of USB flash drive has appeared as a fast food menu that will definitely capture the computer user’s attentions worldwide.

Hamburger, Pizza, and Hotdog Menu

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These USB flash drives take a theme of a fast food menu. They can be ranged from hamburgers, pizzas and hotdogs that you are familiar at any fast food outlets. As their appearance are manufactured in a framework resembles to hamburger, pizza, hotdog and sandwich, and thus they sometimes tempt people to eat them. Presently, these types of USB flash drives have a capacity up to one gigabyte.

A strange Menu of KFC

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This is not a real set of KFC menu, it is a strange design of USB flash drive. If you examine it closely, you will find that the rice is actually a USB 2.0 Hub with four openings. Each opening is connected to a chicken, pudding and prawns. They are furnished with a ready boost facility with their capacities up to one gigabyte.

Octopus Sushi Menu

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The main design of these USB flash drives is an octopus (or tako in Japanese). If you do not examine them closely, probably you will be perceived to believe that they are real octopus. The manufacturer made them so real to give people a convenience feel of their completeness. When you pull out the head of the octopus, you can see the body of the USB flash drive. Of course, the other part of its body is a protective casing for the USB flash drive. When you insert this USB flash drive into the slot of the computer, the body of the octopus will shine or glister in blue light. It is fun and interesting to look at, isn’t it?

Sushi Menu

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These USB flash drives are shaped into a Japanese cuisine or Sushi menu. Sometimes, you may come across a variety type of Sushi found in a Japanese restaurant which includes kappa(cucumber), California Roll, makizushi (rolls), inarizushi(toppings stuffed into a small pouch of fried tofu), Chirashizushi(scattered sushi), temarizushi (ball-shaped sushi with a filling of fish) and omelette. These USB flash drives have a capacity as big as one gigabyte.

Hmmm, this one looks rather odd!

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Not everyone will prefer to have their computer designed in a conventional manner, some computer enthusiasts may prefer to have their computers looking weirder than others to show that theirs stand out to be more striking and extraordinary. Despite of this perception, they started modifying their computers in this weird manner as what you see in the above picture is one of the examples. What’s your opinion? Do you like this skeleton’s computer? Tell me your idea, perhaps someone is going to modify his or her computer in a rather odd manner than all the stuffs I’ve managed to list here.