he pwned teh pron!
I read a rant today about public schools costing money and being expensive. I liked the rant. It made me rantful. I decided to rant too. I hope my rant makes you rantbunkscious so you write a rant. So here is my rant:
Are you like me, sometimes when you look at all the typos you just typed and think I am very dumb or dyslexic or something. There are all these typos, not just silly typos but consistent, persistent typos. Well for most of us the answer to dumb, dyslexic or something question is ’something’.
We are victims of engineering and character placement on the standard QWERTY keyboard layout that is designed to intentionally slow our typing down. Just like the flaws put into all our products today so companies can make more money, planned obsolescence, as apparent in the 100,000 hour light bulb being reduced to a 1500 hour light bulb on purpose with effort and thought. The layout of QWERTY keyboards was designed to slow you down so the ‘Typebars’ on our computers…em.. I mean typewriters won’t get crossed and stick together.
Isn’t it about time that we get into the 20th century at least? Why are we going to initiate ‘teh’ as a form of the article ‘the’ into dictionaries like and lol are now entered into dictionaries as words totally void of the definition of what a word needs to be considered a word. That’s like saying we don’t need water in a glass to call it a glass of water! But no, schools, ergo society ergo you and I will stll be teaching our grandchildren’s grandchildren how to type on typebar designed QWERTY keyboard layouts instead of the Dvorak keyboard layout. BTW this DVORAK layout was designed in 1936 so it’s not like it’s a new fan dangled thing.
So can you figure out “he pwned teh pron!”? comments please
Wow, that feels good.
End of rant…
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