On 12.05.30, In Dun Dun Dun!!
Okay, so the latest story in the news is of a man in Miami who was shot multiple times by police because he was naked, for one, and also because he was eating another man’s face. The officer who found the “zombie man” ordered him to back away and stop eating the other man’s face. When he didn’t listen, the officer shot at the attacker multiple times. The zombie man was unfazed and continued munching on the face of the poor guy who was probably just trying to go for a nice walk. At least half a dozen shots were fired at the naked attacker before he finally stopped eating the other man’s face and died.
Get this. That wasn’t the first time something like that happened in Miami. There were other incidents just like this one. Officials say it’s caused by Bath Salts.
The best way to avoid a random zombie attack, then, would be to avoid anyone with bath salts because they may feel inclined to use them wrong, causing them to become a face-eating zombie. That’s something you definitely don’t want.
If you really are bothered by this and believe this is the actual beginnings of a full-on zombie invasion, or zombie apocalypse (it is 2012 after all..), then you should get a start on your underground shelter. Get all your food and weapon supplies down there. The CDC actually has an official page about zombies and how to stay safe during the time of the zombies, so as long as you go there and follow their steps to zombie prevention, you’ll probably be fine.
Stay away from Miami, Bath Salts, and Zombies. :3
