Relying on modern technology can be frustrating, especially when it no longer preforms at it optimum level. Computers are used daily to preform multiple tasks and when they crash it can be devastating.
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You do almost nothing I ask you to do anymore and when you do you take your time. When we first met you ran like the wind, you were eager to please me. You took me here and there without a care or a scare but now you don’t dare. You’re not into me anymore.
What is the matter with you? Maybe its your memory that needs a boost. You’re scanned everyday, no bugs are found. Anyone can understand why I make this awful sound. Awww! Do you know how frustrating you are? I just want to toss you far, far away. You’re not into me anymore.
“Bad security string, your comment not posted,“ is unacceptable. You tease me with a few successful posts, but then you show your malicious traits. You pause and stall and on top of it all you flash me with your bluest face. A true clue that you’re not into me anymore.
I’m tired of shutting you down and booting you up just to have you crash again. You were my baby that I handled with care, leave you behind I wouldn‘t dare. We’ve been inseparable. With me you came, on the plane, the train, the car, or the boat. I carried you on my shoulder, you even sat on my lap and now my face you slap. Clearly, you are not into me anymore.
I’ve made a decision, that is final, you can hangout on the table with the lace, a new computer will soon be taking your place. I am not into to you, anymore
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Oh, ohsugar, I understand and empathize with your frustrations.
Wonderfully witty write – taking us through teh agonies we suffer in this technological age – TY, OhSugar – loved it
I agree! It’s time to move on. Like it!
lol, my trusty Mac is in the shop, I’m on a PC now. Arg, I feel lilke the fat guy in the commercial!
Thanks,
clay
That is wonderful. I felt just the same with my old computer. I just had to replace it in the end.
Christine
They are such a tease – we take them home, and we do everything with them, and then once we are completely dependant on them: CRASH!
Hahaha, have just had my LCD fixed too. Don’t have a budget for a new laptop yet.
LOL, Iknow what you mean. We had to break down and buy a new computer a few months ago.
I absolutely LOVE this Sugar, so creative & refreshing, funny at times too! really puts a smile on my face, thank you!!
p/s:too bad for the old comp, hope the replacement does better and is more into you :p
OhSugar I understand what you are going through, because I have the same problem. I just borrowed my son’s computer so I can post my new article; but it is doing the same thing. Hope you can get a solution soon. A great use of your creative skills, and an entertaining article.
Monica.
haha your article is very creative and funny too! I really like it. indeed. Thanks!
Oh, this makes me smile.:)
I enjoyed reading this, but all I could think of was how, if it was me I would have to keep it to remind me of all our treasured moments together!!!!!!! Great work.
Thank you my friend for your kind remarks and your understanding. I will speed things up shortly, I hope:)
Have you tried deframentation? Empty your recycle bin completely, take off your pictures and store them on a memory stick, then try to defragment your computer.
This could save you lots of money and you wouldn’t need to buy a new one. The steps above should make it work faster.
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This is a very cool article.
Hilarious. Great ties…
oohhh….i feel the same every time i encounter such situation
LOL you tell that computer how it is! LOL
That’s so true, my computer isn’t into me either! Great and witty write.
My boyfriend and I were discussing how much verbal abuse gets launched at our computers. This article is so true!! Neat concept and well done.
oh well, i can relate to this… lol
great write.
This reminds me of my old pc. It’s really frustrating. Nice share.
If you owe a computer, you will evenually have these kinds of problems that can make you crazy. I love the way you told it off:-)
another I like,
Finding humor in frustration:) Very well done.
love it…
That’s it! That is just what I want my computer to know. Perfect and funny.
Have you have a new one? Wish you all the best
you’re right… that really frustrating and irritating….
I just toss my old one to the curb, so I definitely feel ya! Hope you recover soon.
Computers sometime have a mind of their own. I have been through a few myself. Good luck.
When it is time to pull the plug just let it go. Life goes on.
Remember GO GREEN!
I like this one
i agree with you.. super.. mine crashed and take almost a month before it got repaired..
I feel your pain. LOL
hahaha… you’re funny… if the computer could just fight you back… chill and relax and have it fixed.. hehehe