CDC Prepares for Zombie Apocalypse

This is actually true. Hard to believe I know but true!

               Flesh-eating, brain seeking zombies…they used to be confined to the horrifying movies and Stephen King’s brain. Now, there are reported attacks of actual zombies seeking humans out before eating their warm flesh (yummy! I mean, yuck?). The government is blaming such attacks on popular things like bath salts.

               Conspiracy theorists believe the government may know more than what they are letting on however and this time it seems that they are right. Zombies or the threat of said zombies may not be such a hoax. That’s right: despite the government publically saying there is no such thing as zombies, the government themselves don’t actually believe that is the case!

               How can people tell? Well, first of all, in Maine- ironically near where Stephen King lives- an emergency response scenario was launched demonstrating what could happen if an “unknown virus” from Jamaica reached the USA. This virus would supposedly spread to the brain and turn the human into an actual zombie.

               So who was involved in this fun demonstration on how to prepare for the possibilities of the living dead return? None other than our own Center for Disease Control…the very government sector who had denied they know of a virus that could cause zombies to exist or that zombies even exist.

               One has to wonder why they are preparing for the zombie apocalypse then if they don’t believe in zombies…despite the rise in zombie-like attacks recently.

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